That's why i always keep my milk in the dungeon. I ceremonially retrieve it then pour it over young, naked, teenage girls wrestling in a kiddie pool. Then I eat some cocoa krispies, awww yeah.
Interesting. I think I'll adapt this strange custom:tounge-1:
With this insight spearheaded by Genno and new revelations by Dr. Nekio, I think it's time to create the Hybrid Milk Carton Bag. Genno, head of the Dept. of Milk Bags will create a carton with no triangle top (thanks for the insight here Jotaru). The carton shall be flat on the top with a Capri sun like hole for a straw (thanks for the insight here Arafea). Mr. President, I think we should endorse this bill immediately. Additionally, we need places where we can pour our milk over young, naked, teenage girls. (Furax is putting a gun to my head right now as I type this to make it happen.) We'll shorten the name to Hybrid Milk Carton to underscore need to supress Canadian foolishness.
Gentlemen, I am very pleased with what we have come up with. A combination of old, out of date, retarded Canadian method of storing milk with American intelligence of everything in this wonderful Milky Way.
Good day, sirs.