The Evolution of Milk

Discussion in 'Final Fantasy XI - Media' started by Genno, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Redd

    Redd Servant of Ultima Banned Account

    Interesting. I think I'll adapt this strange custom:tounge-1:

    With this insight spearheaded by Genno and new revelations by Dr. Nekio, I think it's time to create the Hybrid Milk Carton Bag. Genno, head of the Dept. of Milk Bags will create a carton with no triangle top (thanks for the insight here Jotaru). The carton shall be flat on the top with a Capri sun like hole for a straw (thanks for the insight here Arafea). Mr. President, I think we should endorse this bill immediately. Additionally, we need places where we can pour our milk over young, naked, teenage girls. (Furax is putting a gun to my head right now as I type this to make it happen.) We'll shorten the name to Hybrid Milk Carton to underscore need to supress Canadian foolishness.

    Gentlemen, I am very pleased with what we have come up with. A combination of old, out of date, retarded Canadian method of storing milk with American intelligence of everything in this wonderful Milky Way.

    Good day, sirs.
  2. Pitlith

    Pitlith Pitorith Campaign 2008 Ultima Legacy

    I concur

  3. Benny

    Benny {too weak}{Black Mage} FC/Active Member

    We must be the only linkshell retarded enough to have a 3 page thread on the topic of "bags of milk". On the other hand, let's blame it all on Genno.

  4. Jotaru

    Jotaru shinobi-no-mono FC/Active Member

    FFXIV Name:
    Jotaru Maru
    Gentlemen, no longer shall we face the persecution of milk cartons based purely on their lid shape.

    I give you, old milk carton:


    I now give you, MALK v.2.0, a direct result of the collective hivemind demonstrated here on these boards.

    Last edited: Jul 27, 2007
  5. Fayevalentine

    Fayevalentine Bebop Passenger

    Im sure other shells have these threads....but its about goat milk bags.
  6. Redd

    Redd Servant of Ultima Banned Account

    My make me proud.

    I wept shamelessly. MALK. Pure. Genius.
  7. Jotaru

    Jotaru shinobi-no-mono FC/Active Member

    FFXIV Name:
    Jotaru Maru
    You could stack so many of those... think of the packaging costs saved??
  8. Redd

    Redd Servant of Ultima Banned Account

    Packaging costs would be nothing...we could build a giant square of milk...and we could stand on this giant super milk carton and walk into Heaven.

    Eat your heart out, Tower of Babel.
  9. Jotaru

    Jotaru shinobi-no-mono FC/Active Member

    FFXIV Name:
    Jotaru Maru
    Tsukikage Cube
  10. Redd

    Redd Servant of Ultima Banned Account

  11. Chame

    Chame kitteh out of retirement for FF14

    j00 are all demented....we don't really have the milk bags in alot of places any more. I believe it was just an easier way for the milk person to deliver the milk then hauling around a bunch of cartons to ppls houses.

    Milk Jugs ftw
  12. Archain

    Archain Kitteh Paws

    Boxes are for WEAKLINGS!

    You should see me dual wielding gallon milk jugs with the caps off!


    I'll take my shirt off and do a straight pour into my mouth, letting the overflow travel down my shirtless chest.

    You can watch as I kick cookies into the pit too.
  13. Genno

    Genno Whimja




    Also you forgot to mention your glistening soggy beard from all of that milk.
  14. Arafea

    Arafea Exploding, Toothpick wielding Taru


  15. Dworvos

    Dworvos The crappy RNG Ultima Legacy

    I'd agree Canadians do have odd containers for consumer products...but I must admit, milk without bovine growth hormones (US farmers use these to get more milk out of each cow, as a result it tends to taste like water...sort of like American beer) taste a hell of a lot better.
  16. Ashmus

    Ashmus Unicorns are kickass!

    why do we put bovine growth hormone in our beer?
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2007
  17. Genno

    Genno Whimja

    to get more beer from each cow.

    this is simple stuff ash.
  18. onorok

    onorok O N O

    FFXIV Name:
    Croydon Onocern
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    I just got back from my long weekend in Canada. I am too tired to compile my findings, but here is the checklist I had:

    Check list for trip to Toronto:

    [X] poutine - tried it, was good. Can see it being tasty when drunk.
    [X] bag of milk - saw 4 L packages, but didn't buy any. Not like I had any place to store it
    [X] lunies - spent them. lots of them. Lost some at a casino in Niagara Falls too.
    [X] maple syrup - yeah, it was there still.
    [X] hockey hair - definitely saw some mullets being rocked.
    [X] Tim Horton's donuts - wtf was up with the chocolate frosted donut? It tasted like a wax bag with chocolate on it. The other stuff I had was really good though.
  19. Genno

    Genno Whimja

    Check and mate.
  20. Shrike

    Shrike KittyX


    you tried loltoronto poutine, gotta come to québec for the real deal :p