How will you die?

Tirrell: At age 43 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Owned, i've always wanted to go out with a bang
 
Derek: At age 31 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

>< bummer
 
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