HAPPY rant!!!

[Sojourn]

aelf you fucking hippie

 

[Aelfinn]

don't make me sic my petruli oil on you!

 

[Sojourn]

dont hug me with that hemp shirt you dirtbag

 

[Lexa]

Nothnx.

 

[Sojourn]

Yesthnxplz.

 

[Lexa]

No.

 

[Sojourn]

Do it.

 

[Lexa]

Fine, since you asked.








Notrly.

 

[Sojourn]

Right. Now.

 

[Lexa]

I'm broke.

 

[Sojourn]

Then you won't even be able to get starbucks when it's built.


WAT

 

[Lexa]

It'll open next semester. I won't be broke then.

 

[Sojourn]

Then buy a coffee maker.

 

[Lexa]

I don't want to, I don't like the taste of coffee. It's why I like it blended with all sorts of weird stuff that makes it taste like NOT coffee, which you can't do with a 20-dollar coffee maker from Walmart.

Now stop fucking raining on my fucking parade!

 

[Sojourn]

YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY WHAT I TELL YOU TO HARLOT

 

[onorok]

In my country, a happy rant is often called a rave.

 

[Aelfinn]

in ultima forums, rants rave you!

 

[onorok]

in ultima forums, rants rave you!

Don't you have a hackey sack you should be kicking around?

 

[Aelfinn]

no, but i do have a drum circle to get to

 

[Sojourn]

hahahah ono