ROFL Lahabiel! First time I ran into him was in the Shittadel, lvling my BRD with Pat's PUP, and he was on his WAR (btw, took the pt an hour to get going - he invited me and Pat, then went afk for 45 mins. Luckily for him, PUPs don't get invites, so we stayed). He then levels and immediately says he'll leave, but he got a replacement tank - a NIN which was 4 levels higher than the rest of us. We say that's a lil high, and he gets pissy, saying we can deal with it, and when we said that's kinda rude, he disbanded the pt around us, trying to MPK us, lol. He continued saying in /say how I was a shitty PLD anyway, so I examine him and see his seacom is PLD73, PM2-3, sky. I go "wait a tick! Your PLD is 73, but your WAR just hit 35?" and proceeded to laugh my ass off.
I've taken to sending him /tells every time I've seen him since, sporting his gimp subjob (it's gimp on purpose, too, 'cause "I wanted 75, bitch!"), congratulating him on unlocking subjobs.
Occasionally, people I know or people in his pt will also cogratulate him, telling him Lexa loves him. My last encounter was from one of my alt. chars, where he proceeded to tell me (not knowing Lexa was my main) how "that bitch Lexa is gonna get what's comin to her" and how he "has an in with the GM who's gonna ban her!" He's finally lvld /WAR up to par - but now he's sporting a gimp /NIN instead, rofl. I <3 that guy.