 | So I was doing the post-stormblood quests, the one with the moogle, and I found this thing. There were two of them and first I thought "pffff, two chocobo? Okay whatever dumb birds, this will be ez" I started attacking as usual, then I noticed two AOE overlapping. I thought, okay whatever, I'll just tank it, I mean how much damage can two birds make? But I was wrong. These shit birds threw TWO METEORS at me!!! And I thought okay, maybe these birds pack some punch, but I can take it. No. I noticed it, but it was too late. The vuln stacks. And then it attacked me again and this fucking bird K.O'd me. It fucking K.O'd me!!!! I haven't been K.O'd since my first week playing. What the fuck. Who hates the world this much to make this creature? What would compel someone to conceive something made of 100% pure undiluted contempt for all creation? Jesus fucking christ I hate this bird. I hope I never have to encounter this fucking thing again. submitted by /u/lavender-bread [link] [comments] |
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