Twas the Night Before Savage

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Twas the night before savage and all through the static, The party was ready, some even ecstatic The strats were picked out by shotcallers with care, knowing our BiS would surely be there

The tanks were up late, planning mits out ahead, The healers preparing to pick up the dead The melees were ready to burst down the boss, The ranged hoped we all would dodge the DDOS

Then at the Arcadion there arose such a clatter, raiders rushed to their screens to see what was the matter To Solution 9 they flew like a flash, Challengers for Heavyweight were soon to clash

The stage lights shone down, the raid had begun, The parties assembled, the wait was now done. the countdown had started, the pull was on cue They prepared for the wipes they soon would accrue

Twas then that thier eyes beheld such a sight, the bosses were fearsome, the fights a delight with mechanics so wild and a health bar so vast, our burst windows optimized down to the last

Fast as a hunt train, the strategies came, as they learned what mechanics to all curse by name "Now partners, Now Spreads, Now out then in, now 2's and now pots and that's how we win"

With each foe they felled, the harder they fought, learning the fights with each vuln they caught When after long last they arrive at Match 12, all that was left was to trust in themselves

The final hurdle before them, they sprung to the fight, hotbars and meters flashing with light But they hadn't won yet, there was still something new - the boss hadn't lost, it was time for round 2.

The last phase proved a challenge but naught was to fear, Double Down crit, they had gotten their clear

They then gathered weekly to farm out their gear,

Merry savage to all, And to all a good tier

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