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FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-THREE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY SWEATING BUCKETS HERE (actual buckets, like in metal too)

IT'S NOT EVERYWHERE OF COURSE, BUT OVER HERE WE'VE HAD A WHOLE WEEK OF 30+ DEGREES. THAT'S IN CELCIUS. IT'S SOME 90 DEGREES FOR THAT PART OF THE WORLD THAT REFUSES TO CONVERT.

GOOD THING I GOT MY A/C. IT'S BEEN WORKING NON-STOP.

STAY HYDRATED. ENJOY THE FREE LOGIN.

HEAT WAVE RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE YOUR ICE CREAM LASTS FOR 4.7 SECONDS


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : THINGS MELTING TOO FAST), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ICE CREAM SELLERS


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL RUN OUT OF FROZEN TREATS


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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