RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - WHEN THE SKY TURNS SEPIA

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FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WONDERS IF IT'S THE END OF DAYS (just in different tone)

NORTHEASTERN AMERICA REGIONS ARE GETTING THE SMOKE FROM THE CANADIAN WILFIRES. HOTTEST THING TO COME OUT OF CANADA I HEARD. GAVE THE SKY SOME WEIRD COLORS, I SWEAR SOMEONE TURNED ON THE SEPIA FILTER.

AS A CANADIAN, I'M SORRY FOR OUR WILD FIRES. PRAY FOR THOSE MORE HEAVILY AFFECTED.

WHERE AM I THOUGH, NOT A PROBLEM. AS I SAID TO A FRIEND BEFORE, I LIVE ON AN ISLAND. SO IF THE FIRE MANAGES TO EAT ITS WAY ALL THE WAY SOUTH, THROUGH SEVERAL SUBURBS AND JUMP THE ST-LAWRENCE, I THINK IT DESERVES MY DEAD BODY. IT WORKED HARD ENOUGH FOR IT.

WILDFIRE RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE THE FIREMEN TRYING TO CONTROL THESE


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : SKIES OF SEPIA TONES), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF AFFECTED FOREST DWELLERS


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL BECOME THE NEXT MEAL OF THEIR FAVORITE RAID BOSS


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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