RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - THE MOST ANGRY HOLIDAY - BOXING DAY

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FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FIVE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS ALL READY FOR BOXING (wrong kind of boxing, your rageness)

HOPE YOU ALL HAD WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS, THE PADORUS AND MARIAH CAREYS ARE PUT BACK TO THEIR ICY COFFINS FOR ANOTHER 11 MONTHS OR SO, TIME TO BRING THE DECORATIONS DOWN GRADUALLY (UNLESS PEOPLE STILL GOT SOME PARTIES NEXT WEEK).

BUT WE WON'T SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE 2026, SO YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL (AND APPROPRIATELY ANGRY) NEW YEARS BEFORE THEN!

PACKING UP RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO PUT THINGS BACK IN THEIR ORIGINAL BOXES FOR SOME REASON


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : WHY WON'T IT FIT), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF RETURN COUNTER STORE CLERKS


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WON'T SOBER UP EASY


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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