RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - LET'S HEAR IT FOR BEASTMASTER

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FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-SEVEN WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS READY TO TAKE ALL THE MONSTERS (making us minions do it for him)

WE GOT THE LIVE LETTER, WE GOT NEWS ON BEASTMASTER, WE GOT A DATE FOR THE NEXT PATCH, BUT NOT FOR THE EXPANSION YET. STILL WAITING. MAYBE AT FANFEST NEXT MONTH. WHICH I'M NOT GOING TO. NOT EVEN TAKING A DAY OFF. THE NEWS WILL BE ONLINE IN MINUTES ANYWAY, RIGHT?

THE ONLY THING I'M MISSING IS THE CONCERT AND THE GOODIES. I WANTED THOSE LOW RES GRAPES, DAMNIT. WHY ARE THOSE NOT ON THE STORE, SQUAREENIX?

MEANWHILE WE CAN RAGE ABOUT THE BLU UPDATES, RIGHT?

LOW RES RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT HAVING ENOUGH MERCH


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : LOUNGING WHILE WATCHING FANFEST), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF STUPID SEXY MONSTERS FOR BEASTMASTER


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHERE TO UNLOCK IT


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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