RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - IN THE THICK OF WINTER

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FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-ONE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS FREEZING HIS POM-POM (mostly by sticking it outside the window)

IT'S BEEN SNOWING AND/OR COLD FOR WEEKS NOW, NOT ONLY UP HERE IN CANADA BUT ALSO IN PLACES THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT A SNOWFLAKE IS AND IT CAUSES PARALYZING PANIC ATTACKS WHEN A SINGLE ONE FALLS DOWN AND SOFTLY MELTS ON THEIR CAR'S HOOD.

HOPE EVERYONE IS DOING ALRIGHT.

MEANWHILE, KEEP COLLECTING THAT PASTE, THOSE RELIC WEAPONS WON'T MAKE THEMSELVES AFTER ALL.

FREEZING RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : *RAGE LIKE NEVER EING ABLE TO WARM UP, EVEN WITH RAGE


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : CALL ME MR. FREEZE), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF PEOPLE WORKING OUTSIDE BY FREEZING TEMPS


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL FREEZE THEIR FINGERS DURING RAID TIME


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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