My purpose in life is to raise your pvp ranks

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When God created Adam and Eve, he wanted them to reproduce and populate the Earth.

And then the Angels asked him, “Oh Lord, they will get bored on Earth, give them a means to play”

Then God created Naoki Yoshida, and commanded him to make a critically acclaimed MMO, ffxiv.

Then the Angels asked him, “Oh Lord, whilst they play pvp, how will they climb the ranks to obtain the glamours they desire?”

Then God created PleasantLevel, and commanded him to be a little bitch boy and lose every PvP match, so that the other party could rank up.

And thus the circle of life was complete. Unless you get me in your team… then good luck

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