Moral of the story: don't buy game systems that are prone to hardware issues from ebay, especially if it's significantly less than you usually see it listed. 99.99999999% chance the warranty has been voided.
Of course, I never actually did much reading and did not know about the hardware issues until the unit was out, shipping. I blame nobody but myself on this one.
I'll be visiting my local gamestop when I get paid on monday to purchase a new one.. hopefully a model with the new jasper chips and new power supply.
For now I just do the "towel trick" which is probably just damaging the system more than it already has been.
And to top it all off, my mirror's edge save file mysteriously corrupted last night, at the start of chapter 8.
Fiko
is
driven
up
a
wall.
Ironic, I run up walls all the time in mirror's edge..