time to get fired for laughing

[furax]

I don't know if anyone has ever read or payed half a mind to seanbaby. He used to write some of the funniest shit for electronic gaming monthly. for example, in an article reviewing the Cat in the Hat video game, based on the movie:[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica] And am I the only one that noticed that Mike Myers in the Cat in the Hat makeup is a childhood vision of horror? If this god damn nature-taunting cat man was a howling scorpion with my father's face riding the blood-soaked ghost of Joseph Stalin I couldn't be more terrified of it.

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http://seanbaby.com/egm/index.html
there's a ton of other stuff all over his main site, but the EGM stuff is some of the funniest. Enjoy, my little pop-tart lepers.

 

[Pussenboots]

The bluescreen effects are so cheap and clumsy that it makes the characters look like they're giving weather reports for Podunk Shitty Karateville.

This one made me laugh.

 

[Ashmus]

that was funny except for the bad review of The Wizard which was one of the best movies to come out of the 80s.

 

[Pussenboots]

Ashmus:
that was funny except for the bad review of The Wizard which was one of the best movies to come out of the 80s.

Better or worse than "Little Monsters"?

 

[furax]

little monsters, that part where howie mandel's eyeballs popped out at fred savage scared me

 

[Ashmus]

Better or worse than "Little Monsters"?

Somewhere in between Little Monsters and The Monster Squad.


(Monster Squad being the greatest movie of all time)

 

[Eticket]

Somewhere in between Little Monsters and The Monster Squad.


(Monster Squad being the greatest movie of all time)

Wolfman's got nards!

 

[Arafea]

Lil monsters FTW.

although it did scar my childhood.....