Y'all liked my first post so much and a bunch of people asked me to do updates, so this one goes out to my reddit homies in this sub.
Anyways, I got my bird and was learning how to make stuff out of wood from this grumpy dude in tree land when home girl back in the desert calls me up and says some plant people off in the forest are messing with some magic they shouldn't be and some forest wizard is pissed. I'm just trying to slap some sticks together, but I figure maybe I can find some planks that ol' grumpus might be impressed by, so bird and I go on a road trip. Turns out these flying vegetables aren't really feeling tall folk, probably why they called me in. I get it, I'd have trust issues too if looked like an artichoke.
I show off my killer dance moves and they are loving it, so one is like, "yo truth is our leader ran off and this one is freakin". No problem, I let them know my bird can track a salad from miles away. We end up at some bar thinking maybe their leader was mistaken for some hops. Bartender was cool and shared a killer drink recipe with me and let me know he heard some broccoli went and got trapped deep in the woods. Of course. I call up the crew and we cruise on on there.
Turns out this garlic clove was stuck behind some scorpion monster and a creepy dude just chilling in the back of this cave. Creepy dude bounced and the scorpion goes splat. Afterwards mama garlic gives me another crystal and I black out. When I wake up, they ask me to tell everyone just stay out of the forest and the forest wizard won't bother anyone.
I might need a break from destiny for a bit, and you know I didn't even find any sticks so woodmaker guy is not gonna be happy when I get back.
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Anyways, I got my bird and was learning how to make stuff out of wood from this grumpy dude in tree land when home girl back in the desert calls me up and says some plant people off in the forest are messing with some magic they shouldn't be and some forest wizard is pissed. I'm just trying to slap some sticks together, but I figure maybe I can find some planks that ol' grumpus might be impressed by, so bird and I go on a road trip. Turns out these flying vegetables aren't really feeling tall folk, probably why they called me in. I get it, I'd have trust issues too if looked like an artichoke.
I show off my killer dance moves and they are loving it, so one is like, "yo truth is our leader ran off and this one is freakin". No problem, I let them know my bird can track a salad from miles away. We end up at some bar thinking maybe their leader was mistaken for some hops. Bartender was cool and shared a killer drink recipe with me and let me know he heard some broccoli went and got trapped deep in the woods. Of course. I call up the crew and we cruise on on there.
Turns out this garlic clove was stuck behind some scorpion monster and a creepy dude just chilling in the back of this cave. Creepy dude bounced and the scorpion goes splat. Afterwards mama garlic gives me another crystal and I black out. When I wake up, they ask me to tell everyone just stay out of the forest and the forest wizard won't bother anyone.
I might need a break from destiny for a bit, and you know I didn't even find any sticks so woodmaker guy is not gonna be happy when I get back.
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