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HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FIVE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY STILL HAS PLENTY (definitely not going out for more right now)

SQUAREENIX REMOVES TP FROM THE GAME. NOW WE CAN’T FIND TP IN REAL LIFE. WAS IT A PREDICTION? WHAT ABOUT AKIRA’S VIRUS OUTBREAK BEFORE THE TOKYO OLYMPICS?

PEOPLE ARE GOING NUTS OVER THIS, IT’S AMAZING. I MEAN, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IT’S A SERIOUS SITUATION, BUT PRICE GOUGING ON TOILET PAPER AND HAND SANITIZER? WHAT THE HELL. CAPITALISM AT ITS BEST. PEOPLE ARE DYING AND YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK OFF THE PARANOIA AND MISERY. YOU’RE AN ASS.

AND THAT COUNTS FOR NOT JUST TP, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE. SOME PEOPLE WILL NEED THOSE FOR OTHER REASONS THAN STOCKING, YOU KNOW.

KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS MEANWHILE.

TP-FOR-THE-BUNGHOLES RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE AS IF YOU ONLY HAVE SANDPAPER LEFT


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF PEOPLE STUCK IN SELF ISOLATION


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL ACTUALLY RUN OUT OF TP AMIDST THIS SHORTAGE


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE SALTWORKS

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.

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