FIVE HUNDRED AND THREE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY LOVES THE NEWBIES (need more people to convert to his worship after all)
WITHOUT ANY PARTICULAR SUBJECT THIS WEEK, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE SOME TIME TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION, AND POTENTIALLY DEPRECIATION, OF NEW PLAYERS.
YES, WE LOVE NEW PLAYERS, BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND THOSE THAT MESS THINGS UP ROYALLY. BEING NEW EXCUSES IT, BUT DOESN'T REMOVE THE MENTAL PAIN IT INFLICTED ON THE REST OF THE PARTY AFTER ALL.
AND DON'T GET ME WRONG, NEW PLAYERS ARE NOT INHERENTLY BAD, THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN LIKE EVERYONE ONE HAD TO AT SOME POINT. IT'S MORE BAFFLING WHEN NON-SPROUTS EAT SHIT REPEATEDLY IN FACT.
SO GIMME SOME OF YOUR BEST SPROUT STORIES, GOOD AND BAD. MAYBE IT'S STORIES ABOUT YOURSELVES TOO.
MAYBE INTRODUCE SOME OF THEM TO THE RAGE THREAD TOO.
SPROUTING RULES RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY LOVES THE NEWBIES (need more people to convert to his worship after all)
WITHOUT ANY PARTICULAR SUBJECT THIS WEEK, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE SOME TIME TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION, AND POTENTIALLY DEPRECIATION, OF NEW PLAYERS.
YES, WE LOVE NEW PLAYERS, BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND THOSE THAT MESS THINGS UP ROYALLY. BEING NEW EXCUSES IT, BUT DOESN'T REMOVE THE MENTAL PAIN IT INFLICTED ON THE REST OF THE PARTY AFTER ALL.
AND DON'T GET ME WRONG, NEW PLAYERS ARE NOT INHERENTLY BAD, THEY JUST NEED TO LEARN LIKE EVERYONE ONE HAD TO AT SOME POINT. IT'S MORE BAFFLING WHEN NON-SPROUTS EAT SHIT REPEATEDLY IN FACT.
SO GIMME SOME OF YOUR BEST SPROUT STORIES, GOOD AND BAD. MAYBE IT'S STORIES ABOUT YOURSELVES TOO.
MAYBE INTRODUCE SOME OF THEM TO THE RAGE THREAD TOO.
SPROUTING RULES RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE BEING IN A WHOLE PARTY OF SPROUTS
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : THE PAIN OF CARRYING), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF BOSSES THAT LAUGH AT YOUR DEFEAT
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL BE SHARPLY CRITICIZED, SO THERE
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : FISHERMAN'S LIFE. PEACE, QUIET, AND AHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK
- LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : GLAD YOU LIKE IT
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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