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HUNDRED-AND-SIXTY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS ALREADY LEVEL 80 IN ALL GATHERING, SO ISN’T TOO IMPRESSED (still going to gather the scrips like they go out of style though)

HEEEEY, NEW MID PATCH THIS WEEK, ALL FOR GATHERING. AFTER OCEAN FISHING, WE GET DIADEM VERSION 8 1/3 OR SOMETHING. DON’T NEED THE EXP BUT I’LL PROBABLY AT LEAST TAKE A LOOK AT IT FOR THE REWARDS. THE FACT THAT THEY MADE RANKINGS FOR HITTING TREES AND ROCKS FEELS LIKE THEY REALLY GAVE US THE END GAME FOR GATHERING AND CRAFTING.

REMEMBERS FOLKS, AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WERE COMPETING ABOUT HITTING TREES AND ROCKS, INANIMATE OBJECTS THAT NEVER HAD A CHANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU MONSTER.

[MINING INTENSIFIES]

GATHERING-ING RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MINING, HARVESTING OR FISHING


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF A THOSE POOR TREES YOU’RE CUTTING


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL KEEP WHIFFING AT 95% RATE


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE SALTWORKS

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.

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