HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-ONE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS GOING TO PUT DOWN HIMSELF A CANDIDATE (there’s no competing with his anger)
YES, KUPSLOCK KUSS IS GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. IF KANYE CAN DO IT, WHY NOT. CAN’T DO ANY WORSE THAN THE OTHER CANDIDATES, CAN HE?
HIS ELECTORAL PROMISES CONTAIN, AMONG OTHERS : AT LEAST FOUR MORE EXPANSIONS, SUBSCRIPTION REDUCTION, FAMILY PACK SPECIAL PRICE, 3 HOURS OF MANDATORY FFXIV PER DAY, PUBLIC (peaceful) RAGE GATHERING, BUILDING OF CHURCHES OF HAURCHEFANT, EVERY CITY WILL HAVE A STREET NAME CHANGED TO YOSHIP, CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO LA-HEE, SCREAMING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT AND BIGGER GRANTS FOR THE SALT INDUSTRY.
AND /u/AsLuckyAsKrillin IS APPOINTED AS VICE-PRESIDENT
STAY TUNED FOR MORE (as long as he finds his US citizenship card again)
#MAKE_EORZEA_RAGE_AGAIN
ELECTORAL RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS GOING TO PUT DOWN HIMSELF A CANDIDATE (there’s no competing with his anger)
YES, KUPSLOCK KUSS IS GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. IF KANYE CAN DO IT, WHY NOT. CAN’T DO ANY WORSE THAN THE OTHER CANDIDATES, CAN HE?
HIS ELECTORAL PROMISES CONTAIN, AMONG OTHERS : AT LEAST FOUR MORE EXPANSIONS, SUBSCRIPTION REDUCTION, FAMILY PACK SPECIAL PRICE, 3 HOURS OF MANDATORY FFXIV PER DAY, PUBLIC (peaceful) RAGE GATHERING, BUILDING OF CHURCHES OF HAURCHEFANT, EVERY CITY WILL HAVE A STREET NAME CHANGED TO YOSHIP, CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO LA-HEE, SCREAMING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT AND BIGGER GRANTS FOR THE SALT INDUSTRY.
AND /u/AsLuckyAsKrillin IS APPOINTED AS VICE-PRESIDENT
STAY TUNED FOR MORE (as long as he finds his US citizenship card again)
#MAKE_EORZEA_RAGE_AGAIN
ELECTORAL RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE HAVING TO SORT THROUGH THE BALLOTS ONE BY ONE TO REMOVE THOSE THAT AREN’T VOTING FOR YOU
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF THE CAMPAIGN MANAGERS
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL BECOME KRILLIN’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK’S TOP VOTED : SOMEONE TOPPED KRILLIN THIS WEEK. REPAIR YOUR SHIT, PEOPLE
- LAST WEEK’S PERSONAL FAVORITE : FUCK YOU BOB
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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