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THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS CELEBRATING IN THE SUN (and blocking it for the rest of us)

IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE AT THE BEACH AND GET EXPLODED BY POORLY TIMED BOMBS. DON'T LET ALL THAT EXCITEMENT LEAVE YOU WITH BURNS, FROM THE SUN OR OTHERWISE.

THINKING ABOUT IT, THIS EVENT HAS BEEN WILD EVERY YEAR, HASN'T IT? WE HAD POSE RANGERS, POLAR BEARS, NINJA WARRIOR COURSES AND WHAT NOT. WHAT'S NEXT, RED CHOCOBOS?

Please No Red Chocobos…

CAN I CALL THIS ONE A 'FAN FESTIVAL'?

GOOD THING NOONE'S TRYING TO SLEEP NEARBY THAT EVENT

EXPLOSIVE RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE BEING UNABLE TO GET THROUGH THE EASY COURSE OF THE NINJA WARRIOR


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : EXPLODING ALL NIGHT LONG), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ANGRY QUEEN BEES


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL NEVER BE THE FASTEST AROUND


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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