Lexa and Rekitfy's e-peen thread

Tarnak

Tarnak

Naked Thief
Yeah lexa was talking about rektifys little wee wee so maybe his pc got hot
 
It's a me and Lexa thing. I finally solved the debate between
SKILL >>>> GEAR.











PS: I has both.:eek:
 
...he just doesn't have much of either.
 
Gee Lexa, I had a feeling you were faking it, this just confirms it.
 
I'm too honest to fake it. If I'm not having fun, I just tell you I'm not having fun. Or that you have a small wee wee. Whichever.

<3
 
True, with 3 women at once it does tend to get worse for the ladies. But don't pretend you didn't enjoy it just because you were the one I had wearing the paper bag.
 
What Rektify didn't know: Christine and Kim were really Christian and Tim.
 
Nah, those are just the guys I left you with once I ran out of paper bags.
 
Actually, I GTFO'd long before you ran out of paper bags.
 
Not enough vagina there for you? joff
 
No, there was plenty - you were there.
 
Damn right, that's why some call me a Ladies Man and the rest just say "Oh my GOD!!"

You, however, can just call me "master"
 
Ladies Man = gay

"Oh my God" - "Oh my God, that's tiny, get me away from this!!!"

Master = ...bator.
 
Why so serious Lexa? Are you really better than me since you have a rabbit to do it for you and I don't?

Watching Potter on stage probably skewed your perspective, something amounting to envy?
 
Tiny wee wees solves everything.

Rektify is to Harry Potter what tarus are to galka.

Teeny tiny, and slightly chubby.
 
Teeny Tiny? Is THAT why you offered to come to Ohio and take me out to "Dinner"? Hmm ? HMMMM??
 
P.S. -- <3 ya Lexa. I think I totally screwed over our chances of ever meeting in person :hmm:
 
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