I'm showing you this because I hate you all

Well that old dude got all crazy ninja on those bad guys and was ripping peoples heads off and cutting them in half. I personally like when he chopped the guy in half at the end and they did a half ass job of blacking out half the guys face to make it look like he got chopped in half. Wow
 
Apparently there's only one way to kill someone in Turkey. Decapitation with your bare hands.

Oh, and I liked the part where our hero ripped off someone's head, then threw it at another baddie, at which point the head blows up. Nice two-fer.
 
I prefer the trampoline shoes, I mean what is that guy doing acting, he should be playing basketball for money with those kind of hops.
 
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I prefer the trampoline shoes, I mean what is that guy doing acting, he should be playing basketball for money with those kind of hops.
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He wasnt just born with those hops. He had to work really hard to get to where he is today.

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i have found a new hero!!! i shall train so i to can jump and bouce like i hit a trampoline.

-ara
 
Apparently the trampoline thing is a Turkish cinema standard, along with speeding up the film to make everything move impossibly fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy4fSDca_s

Oh and uhh....

Bad guy gets beaten down....
Bad guy uses telekinesis to throw a rock at the good guy...
The good guy deflects the rock back at the bad guy...
The rock then explodes, catching the bad guy on fire...
Then a flaming dummy on a string continues to fight.

Dude. Seriously.
 
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there are so many things wrong with that video i wouldn't even know where to begin. Between the fucking HORRIBLY synchronized sound effects to the HORRIBLE editing, I didn't know whether to laugh or turn it off.
 
It makes you wonder, if after they finished filming, did they celebrate what a great film they had made? You know, kind of like that person at the club wearing something just rediculous, and you know, that before they left their house, they looked it the mirror and went "damn, I look good"
 
Apparently the trampoline thing is a Turkish cinema standard, along with speeding up the film to make everything move impossibly fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy4fSDca_s

Oh and uhh....

Bad guy gets beaten down....
Bad guy uses telekinesis to throw a rock at the good guy...
The good guy deflects the rock back at the bad guy...
The rock then explodes, catching the bad guy on fire...
Then a flaming dummy on a string continues to fight.

Dude. Seriously.
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Oh my fucking God, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
 
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