RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - THERE IS NO APRIL'S FOOLS

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FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-NINEWEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY HAS NO PRANKS TO OFFER (and it's too late anyway)

YEAH, I GOT NOTHING, PLUS IT'S TWO DAYS AGO, DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ANYTHING?

REMEMBER TO GET YOUR EGGCELLENT GLASSES BEFORE THE EVENT GOES AWAY. AND MEANWHILE, MOGTOMES ARE BACK, WHICH MEANS LESS THAN A MONTH TO NEXT PATCH, YAYIFICATIONS~

FOOLISHLY FOOL RULES :

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  UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE FALLING FOR EVERY PRANK THERE IS
  
  
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  EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
  
  
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  OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : FOOL ME, OR NOT), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT
  
  
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  READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ANGRY MOGTOME BOSSES
  
  
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  UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET FAIL PARTIES FOR THEIR MOGTOMES
  
  
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  SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
  
  
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  WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
  

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : PART OF THE REASON I DON'T MENTOR ANYMORE, PLAYERS SUCK
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : BAD HABITES NEED TO BE BROKEN

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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