FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-ONE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS STUFFED (with food, yes)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WHICH WAS YESTERDAY. TODAY IS CAPITALISM DAY, WITH PEOPLE ALMOST KILLING EACH OTHER TO SAVE $5 ON SOMETHING THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED, BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED THEM BEFORE.
BLACK FRIDAY HAS SPREAD TO OTHER PLACES OF THE WORLD, WE'VE HAD SALES THE ENTIRE WEEK IN CANADA TOO. AT LEAST CLOSE ENOUGH, NOT LIKE SOME SHOPS I SAW THAT SENDS ME EMAILS ABOUT 'BLACK FRIDAY IN JULY'. SCREW YOU, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
ANYWAY, I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS EVERY WEEK, GIVING PURPOSE TO THE THREAD'S EXISTENCE.
NO THANK YOU TO SQUAREENIX THAT KEEPS PUTTING LIVE LETTERS ON FRIDAYS, WHICH INDIRECTLY MAKES ME LOSE MY STICKY (PREEMPTIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE).
TURKEY RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS STUFFED (with food, yes)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WHICH WAS YESTERDAY. TODAY IS CAPITALISM DAY, WITH PEOPLE ALMOST KILLING EACH OTHER TO SAVE $5 ON SOMETHING THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED, BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED THEM BEFORE.
BLACK FRIDAY HAS SPREAD TO OTHER PLACES OF THE WORLD, WE'VE HAD SALES THE ENTIRE WEEK IN CANADA TOO. AT LEAST CLOSE ENOUGH, NOT LIKE SOME SHOPS I SAW THAT SENDS ME EMAILS ABOUT 'BLACK FRIDAY IN JULY'. SCREW YOU, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
ANYWAY, I'M THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS EVERY WEEK, GIVING PURPOSE TO THE THREAD'S EXISTENCE.
NO THANK YOU TO SQUAREENIX THAT KEEPS PUTTING LIVE LETTERS ON FRIDAYS, WHICH INDIRECTLY MAKES ME LOSE MY STICKY (PREEMPTIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE).
TURKEY RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE HAVING TOO MUCH LEFTOVERS THAT YOU WILL EAT TURKEY FOR ANOTHER WEEK OR TWO
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : GOBBLE GOBBLE OR SOMETHING), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF BEHEADED TURKEYS (HOWEVER THAT SOUNDS)
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET A BAD INDIGESTION FROM ALL THE FOOD
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : SOME PEOPLE ARE VINDICTIVE
- LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO, BECAUSE I'M NOT STUPID
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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