FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SIX WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY PRESSES F TO PAY RESPECT (just the button on a random keyboard, never understood why)
EVENT IDEA, EVERYONE GATHERS IN LIVING MEMORY FOR MEMORIAL DAY.
NO? ALRIGHT.
BUT STILL, PAY RESPECT AND ALL, ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND. AT LEAST IF YOU'RE USA. LAST WEEK WAS THE CANADIAN COUNTERPART. VICTORIA DAY IN ENGLISH, PATRIOTS DAY IN FRENCH. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, SO MY APOLOGIES.
STILL BETTER THAN THE OLD NAME FOR IT, CELEBRATING THE HISTORICAL FIGURE KNOWN AS 'DOLLAR DES ORMEAUX', WHO'S CLAIM FOR FAME WAS TO TAKE A BARREL OF GUNPOWDER, SET IT ON FIRE, AND THROW IT AT NATIVES IN A DRUKEN FIT, ONLY FOR THE BARREL TO BOUNCE ON A TREE AND COME BACK RIGHT AT HIM AND HIS COMPANIONS.
NOT EVEN KIDDING, YET IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT OF COURSE, ON SURFACE LEVEL SOUNDS LIKE A DOOFUS, AND IT IS, BUT THE REACTION IT CAUSED DID HELP OUT IN THE END.
JUST WEIRD THAT WE'RE CELEBRATING WHAT ESSENTIALLY IS A DARWIN AWARD.
GAMEWISE, WE CAN AT LEAST KEEP A THOUGHT FOR OLD PLAYERS THAT EITHER PASSED AWAY OR LEFT THE GAME, THOU SHALT BE REMEMBERETH.
REMEMBER US
MEMORIAL RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY PRESSES F TO PAY RESPECT (just the button on a random keyboard, never understood why)
EVENT IDEA, EVERYONE GATHERS IN LIVING MEMORY FOR MEMORIAL DAY.
NO? ALRIGHT.
BUT STILL, PAY RESPECT AND ALL, ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND. AT LEAST IF YOU'RE USA. LAST WEEK WAS THE CANADIAN COUNTERPART. VICTORIA DAY IN ENGLISH, PATRIOTS DAY IN FRENCH. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN THE REST OF THE WORLD, SO MY APOLOGIES.
STILL BETTER THAN THE OLD NAME FOR IT, CELEBRATING THE HISTORICAL FIGURE KNOWN AS 'DOLLAR DES ORMEAUX', WHO'S CLAIM FOR FAME WAS TO TAKE A BARREL OF GUNPOWDER, SET IT ON FIRE, AND THROW IT AT NATIVES IN A DRUKEN FIT, ONLY FOR THE BARREL TO BOUNCE ON A TREE AND COME BACK RIGHT AT HIM AND HIS COMPANIONS.
NOT EVEN KIDDING, YET IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT OF COURSE, ON SURFACE LEVEL SOUNDS LIKE A DOOFUS, AND IT IS, BUT THE REACTION IT CAUSED DID HELP OUT IN THE END.
JUST WEIRD THAT WE'RE CELEBRATING WHAT ESSENTIALLY IS A DARWIN AWARD.
GAMEWISE, WE CAN AT LEAST KEEP A THOUGHT FOR OLD PLAYERS THAT EITHER PASSED AWAY OR LEFT THE GAME, THOU SHALT BE REMEMBERETH.
REMEMBER US
MEMORIAL RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE KNOWING PEOPLE WITHOUT ANY RESPECT
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : CAN'T REMEMBER YESTERDAY'S BREAKFAST), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF THE FORGOTTEN ONES THAT DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO BECOME ZOMBIES (YET)
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WON'T REMEMBER SOMETHING, YET IT'S RIIIIIIGHT ON THE TIP THERE
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP GRATS:
- LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : COME ON, YOU WILL NEVER HEALER LB3 WITH THAT ATTITUDE
THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS
IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).
THE SALTWORKS DISCORD
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.
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