RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - AN EGGCELLENT SPRI(N)G CLEANING

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FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-EIGHT WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY HAS BEEN HACKING AWAY AT WILD GRASS (and somehow finding eggs made of precious metals)

HAVE YOU DONE THE EASTER EVENT YET? WHAT'S YOUR HIGH SCORE? MANAGED TO HIT A BIT OVER 9000 POINTS HERE (WHAT 9000!?!), SO DIDN'T TAKE TOO LONG TO GET ALL OF THE STUFF I WANTED FROM THEIR STORE.

WAS STILL PRETTY FUN, EVEN IF AIMING AT STRAIGHT LINES IS KINDA IFFY IN THIS GAME. ESPECIALLY UNDER A TIME CONSTRAINT WHEN TRYING TO BE EFFICIENT (EGGFICIENT?) ABOUT IT.

JUST WONDERING, ARE VIERAS (READ, RABBITS) BETTER AT THIS?

EGG-CITING RULES :


  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT HAVING ENOUGH EGG PUNS


  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE


  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : AN EGGCELLENTLY MADE THREAD), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT


  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF WILD GRASS THAT ONLY WANT TO MAKE THEIR TERRITORY SAFE


  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL KEEP LAGGING ON EVERY FORWARD DASH


  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.


  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE


THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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