Emperor's New Pedicure

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GRIPPERS!!! I'm talking toes out and SPREAD! Soles curved and WRINKLY! Nails trimmed and POLISHED!

I want to hear the crisp step of a Viera treading across freshly fallen leaves, a Hrothgar's padded paws beating up the Limsa pavers, dainty Au Ra steppers treading through the tide-softened sand in Costa Del Sol.

For too long have we worn sandals to the beach/cities/dungeons! Let our FEET be FREE! When my brow sweats as I cast an extra glare instead of healing, I want that bead to flow from my HEAD to my TOE and then the GROUND! We need to be grounded!

Mr. Yoshi "Feet. Look forward to it!" P, please increase our immersion tenfold by letting us bare our feet. This is the best graphical/glam update you could ever do.

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