Did you know faeries in Eorzea are big promoters of mental health? They're always practicing sylph care.
Why couldn't the Scions of the Seventh Dawn get an apartment in Ala Mhigo? Because they couldn't keep the Lyse.
How do you pay for milk in Azys La? With Moo-gil.
What happens when you get in a Mount accident with the Viceroy? She will Tsuyu.
You shouldn't trust the Miqo'te in a game of Triple Triad. I lost to one, and then Y'Shtola card from me.
Why did the Sultana slam the door in my face when I asked her about Eorzean secrets? She said it was Nanamo business.
Why did Lord Hien cry when he opened the spice cabinet? Because he saw the Kaien pepper.
How did the Dotharl win so many Nadaam Wars on the Azim Steppe? Because they had a Mol on the inside.
How do you ask water beast tribes to repeat themselves when you can't understand them? Sa hagin.
Why is Gridania's economy struggling? Because nobody botany thing.
Let me know which joke is your favorite! Or tell me your own!
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Why couldn't the Scions of the Seventh Dawn get an apartment in Ala Mhigo? Because they couldn't keep the Lyse.
How do you pay for milk in Azys La? With Moo-gil.
What happens when you get in a Mount accident with the Viceroy? She will Tsuyu.
You shouldn't trust the Miqo'te in a game of Triple Triad. I lost to one, and then Y'Shtola card from me.
Why did the Sultana slam the door in my face when I asked her about Eorzean secrets? She said it was Nanamo business.
Why did Lord Hien cry when he opened the spice cabinet? Because he saw the Kaien pepper.
How did the Dotharl win so many Nadaam Wars on the Azim Steppe? Because they had a Mol on the inside.
How do you ask water beast tribes to repeat themselves when you can't understand them? Sa hagin.
Why is Gridania's economy struggling? Because nobody botany thing.
Let me know which joke is your favorite! Or tell me your own!
submitted by /u/Good-Matter-65
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Continue reading...