 | https://preview.redd.it/p451bvedfo2...bp&s=dce3dfab0c9522e535224c1e8b0f9b4e563fb72e So I had decided to change my FSH retainer to a Botanist bc she could be more useful to me for materials. I hope and try to get her up, close enough for the update (but I doubt it, she just turned 46). I was a bit grumbling that I kept forgetting to send her away and also doing things a bit wrong exp wise (preferably more exp/hour kind of thing). My FC friend heard my woes and she said she had to brb and do something she will -not- regret. 15min later she send me a songtext adapted to my botanist retainer woes. It goes like this: Now this is a story all about my Fishing life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called Gridania-Air In Limsa Lominsa born and raised At my fishyard is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all fishin' some sardines outside of the arcanist school When a couple of Hyus who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight, and my liege got scared And said; "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to Gridania-Air I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a venture, and then she gave me a ticket I put my orchestrion on and said, "I might as well kick it!" First class, yo, this is bad Drinking Hi-Cordial out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Gridania-Air are living like? Hmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they're woodsy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that should send a fisher cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the Fishing Prince of Gridania-Air Well, the airship landed and when i came out There was a dude who looked like a wood wailer standing with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with quickness like lightning, and disappeared I whistled my chocobo and when it came near The barding said Fresh and it had a dice in its feathers If anything I can say this chocobo is rare But I thought "Now forget it" - "Yo homes to Gridania-Air" I pulled up to the botanist guild about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the choco "yo homes smell ya later" I looked at my Kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Botanist Prince of Gridania-Air I thought it was really sweet  Next week imma go see her and stay the weekend with her (and another FC friend)! So Ill make sure I'll practise these lyrics so I can sing it to her when I get there ^_^submitted by /u/Samunai [link] [comments] |
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