I didn't break anything, I managed to bruise my hip and elbow and tweaked my ankle. I'm just sore atm.
I was wearing my flannel Cartman pajama pants which had it's upside and downside. The downside was they helped accelerate me down the varnished stairs and across the livingroom floor. The upside is that Ming's mom didn't rush out thinking someone was breaking in to the house to find me flat on my back on the livingroom floor in the buff.
All in all, it was quite comical. Sadly I am unable to post it to YouTube for your enjoyment nor will I reenact it for your viewing pleasure.