I’ve had enough. This was overdue. I’ll be vague as to the where and when’s for the sake of spoilers, but for a while now, I’ve noticed a consistent pattern that wheneeeeever one of my roegadyn or roegadame peoples pops up, death follows closely. I’ve grown vexed at having my strapping brothers and sisters bear the weight of your intrepid tales as emotional cannon fodder, as if we were the red shirts of your rpic Enterprise, the ill fated commanders of your Deathstar. Balance is required.
I don’t mean to point fingers, but you have so many other creative options. Billions of FAT lil lala’s just BEGGING to be on food platters (no, seriously, look at the names. ‘Tater tot, Evil Pickles, Mini Bites, etc) Elezen ears to snip off. 4 ENTIRE species of kitties to neuter, and don’t even get me started on the lizards whose tails grow back and the bunnies who can just repopulate in 2 days cuz they’re like, bunnies, anyway.
So the next time one of your writers is typing away late into the night and gets the idea to off one of my already painfully limited species, have a little insight to think that maybe, juuuust maybe, another of Eorzea’s denizens MIGHT just enjoy that prestigious privilege. Ain’t mad atcha, juuuust sayin’.
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I don’t mean to point fingers, but you have so many other creative options. Billions of FAT lil lala’s just BEGGING to be on food platters (no, seriously, look at the names. ‘Tater tot, Evil Pickles, Mini Bites, etc) Elezen ears to snip off. 4 ENTIRE species of kitties to neuter, and don’t even get me started on the lizards whose tails grow back and the bunnies who can just repopulate in 2 days cuz they’re like, bunnies, anyway.
So the next time one of your writers is typing away late into the night and gets the idea to off one of my already painfully limited species, have a little insight to think that maybe, juuuust maybe, another of Eorzea’s denizens MIGHT just enjoy that prestigious privilege. Ain’t mad atcha, juuuust sayin’.
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