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[Slight SPOILERs and references ahead]
We've been framed for murder... twice. We've been drugged, kidnapped, have had numerous life ending traumas. We've come close to death on several occasions. We've witnessed the deaths of close friends and allies... and I just finished the first half of Stormblood. The Warrior of Light's mental state is down the gutter.
Square Enix I will gladly drop 20-40 dollars for a Vacation dlc, not an event, an entire 60 (plus) quest story of wol chillin' in Costa De Sol or the Mist, sitting in beach chairs, and sipping out of coconuts and pineapples. Expand culinarian items, have FATES where we're playing beer pong or having drinking contests. And a drunk or relaxed status effect.
I haven't even gotten to Shadowbringers, but I can tell that story is gonna further traumatize us.
Heck, i'd like some funny dialog; wol getting link pearl calls from Hien or Kan-E, yelling at us about how Eorzea is burning down, or the imperials are invading, and we just hang up on them.
Another pro of a vacation dlc... the glams, fanservice, guest stars and returning casts, our favorite characters in swimwear. Ysayle in an ice or moogle bikini, Estinien in dragon trunks, Hauchefant being a creeper and offering to lather us in sunscreen with his creepy self.
Minigames. Playing volleyball with Lyse and Y'shtola, water polo with Alphinaud and Alisaile. Mixing drinks with Thancred.
Because wol literally can not rest for a day because everyone needs or wants something, i will gladly pay whatever price for a glorified beach arc-filler dlc if it meant my character can canonically have peace of mind for 1 or 2 weeks.
...This is comedy, a comedic hottake... but it's also found in a lot of truth.
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