This Simple Trick Which Makes You 90% Better Than Most Tanks Is Sponsored By: Your Healer.

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USE ARMS LENGTH DURING MASS PULLS USE ARMS LENGTH DURING MASS PULLS USE ARMS LENGTH DURING MASS PULLS

"Why would I use this silly knockback prevention during a pull?" I hear you say, my strawman in overtly ornate plated armor.

Well FOLLY ON YOU good sir, because if you have an errant concussion I forgot to heal, you would recognize that below the knockback text there's a tiny text no one bothers reading saying that using it gives you a barrier that "applies slow".

So this seemingly gimmicky skill people attribute only useable for eden savage raids and for people obsessed with "muh uptiem" will be crushed under the realization that it has been stealthily one of the most powerful defensive abilities in the game for big pulls which consist 99.99999% of all dungeon pulls according to an extensive peer reviewed investigation.

You will be happier that you have an extra super powerful cooldown which NOBODY USES FOR SOME REASON (Read: dont bother reading their skills), your dps will be happy they arent getting nuked by adds turning on them after you died, and your healer will salivate over your thunder god alpha chad manliness (or womanliness) and will laud you with praise and commendations over your clear superiority over the lesser tank peasantry.

Tl;dr: use arms length during mass pulls in case this hasn't been said enough.

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