The tonedeaf Live Letter LXXXVI 86

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This is really what they have decided to showcase?

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A right cleave...

Then right right right left....

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So is this the improved encounter design they promised? Just slightly harder LEFT RIGHT CHARIOT DYNAMO PYRETIC FREEZE SPREAD STACK for 10 more years? They are so creatively bankrupt they really cannot make anything other than ultra scripted dance dance revolution raids now huh.

Oh but they're hoping you have conveniently forgotten the "improved encounter design" they promised that will come in 7.2. So far, they have not said a SINGLE thing about it lmfao.

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Also, don't you just love how they spent three times the amount of time talking about the revamped Shatter over PvE?

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Why would they not show off the improved encounter design?? Clearly they are willing to show off the good stuff, like the revamped Shatter, when they actually have the goods...

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LOL how much you wanna bet they'll screw up the Hrothgar and Viera space helmets too?

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And they definitely don't care about thematic cohesion anymore lmfao

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And as for cosmic exploration itself... it's a glorified guild leve in Yoshi P's own words. LOL

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We finally see something cool for two minutes...

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...and then Square Enix immediately reminds us that they will recycle mechanics to death and you will enjoy it.

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And of course, Cosmic Exploration deserves 5x the screen time as the raids lmfao.

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Is it just me or is the new zone so much blander than Anemos... with reused assets from La Noscea as well lol

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Compare this to Pagos. Even the worst zone in terms of traversal still had so much more personality and style than this new zone lol...

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And well, don't forget the gauntlet of recycled mechanics...

Logos Actions 3.0 aka Lost Actions 2.0 aka Phantom Jobs...

Light chaining 2.0

Bozjan Field notes 2.0

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...bunnies 2.0...

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...no longer even pretending that they can't do anything but copy pasting FATEs over and over again until the end of this game's life...

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Once again, FF14 does not innovate in any way in its content. And of course...

NO MENTION OF IMPROVED ENCOUNTER DESIGN, DESPITE THE PROMISE THAT IT WILL COME IN 7.2


gg no re, see you in Death Stranding 2 (a better game)

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