Stepstools For Lalafell In Every Cutscene

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Hail to you!

I'm writing this thread in petition of a social injustice that has gone on for far too long now. For you see, for the past 10 years Lalafell have been constantly looked down on and belittled by their taller, longer-limbed, less potato-shaped brethren. Too long have they had to stand on chairs or tables for many denizens of Eorzea to be able to see them eye to eye, and for this very reason I must say - no more!

I plea to you, Squares of the Enix, to provide each and every Lalafell with a stepstool upon character creation and in cutscenes, so that they may stand shoulder to shoulder, and be seen as equals in modern Hydaelynian society.

And while this may never truly solve the hardships Lalafell face on a daily basis due to public perception of them as not even half a Hyur, it's actions like that will allow us to at least not hurt our necks when we have to look at a Lalafell. Like seriously, I have a neck hernia right now and it's killing me, I haven't been able to sleep properly for 2 weeks now because of the pain, curse the Twelve!

Great community btw!


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