Dear Sir:
My boyfriend and I play through every story mission together on separate TVs set up in our living room. In cutscenes that have no voice over, I read all of the dialogue aloud, doing terrible impressions of every character. I have a LOT of trouble pronouncing some of the names properly, especially the Elezen and dragon names, so I just replace all of them with silly words. For this reason, Estinien is now called Einstein, Hraesvelgr is He's Vulgar, etc.
And this is how Lord Haurchefant Greystone became known as Huge Fart in my household.
However, in light of your unexpected noble sacrifice that my boyfriend and I experienced last week, I wanted to formally extend an apology to you, Huge Fart, excuse me, Haurchefant, for butchering your name for over a year. I'm probably not going to stop, because it's an ingrained habit at this point, and I'm sorry we're going to memorialize you under a ridiculous nickname, but we appreciate your preservation of the Warrior of Light either way.
With warm gratitude,
Me and my boyfriend
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My boyfriend and I play through every story mission together on separate TVs set up in our living room. In cutscenes that have no voice over, I read all of the dialogue aloud, doing terrible impressions of every character. I have a LOT of trouble pronouncing some of the names properly, especially the Elezen and dragon names, so I just replace all of them with silly words. For this reason, Estinien is now called Einstein, Hraesvelgr is He's Vulgar, etc.
And this is how Lord Haurchefant Greystone became known as Huge Fart in my household.
However, in light of your unexpected noble sacrifice that my boyfriend and I experienced last week, I wanted to formally extend an apology to you, Huge Fart, excuse me, Haurchefant, for butchering your name for over a year. I'm probably not going to stop, because it's an ingrained habit at this point, and I'm sorry we're going to memorialize you under a ridiculous nickname, but we appreciate your preservation of the Warrior of Light either way.
With warm gratitude,
Me and my boyfriend
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