[spoiler: 5.4 Spoilers] Me Explaining Ffxiv Raids To A Friend Who Plays Wow.

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This is heavily paraphrased mind you:

Friend: "So what's raiding like in FFXIV? Like the themes of the raid, I know FF games can get crazy."

Me: "Yeah, the first raid is basically Bahamut exploding out of a moon and his body parts and the moon chunks are spread through out the world and you visit various sites to find out how he is corrupting things after dying."

Friend: "That's cool, pretty standard FF fare, how about the second one?"

Me: "Bunch of questionably sane goblins create steam punk alexander that threatens to drain life out of the planet, and it can time travel. You enter it's various limbs and and screw with the time continuum. It has a heart breaking tragic love story hidden in it's song lyrics."

Friend: "Do these raids just keep getting more bizarre?"

Me: "Kind of? The next raid is Omega, the super boss from FF5. He creates simulations that are basically an excuse to fight bosses from other FF universes."

shows friend video of Ex-Death savage transition

Friend: "Holy shit thats amazing! What happens in the latest raid, I heard it was FF8 themed."

Me: "We beat up a couple of overly sexualized teenaged girls, one of them stuns you by getting naked."

Friend: "...."

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