Rage Thread - F-you Fridays - The New Normal

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HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-THREE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WISHES FOR THIS VIRUS TO GO THE HELL AWAY (may he never get sick, he’s a handful to nurse)

NEW NORMAL, THAT’S SOMETHING FLOATING AROUND RECENTLY, WITH THE NEWS. LIKE WE’RE GETTING READY TO REOPEN SHOPS AND WHAT NOT, BUT WITH SOME CONDITIONS AND LIMITS, LIKE THE WHOLE HAND WASHING, SPACING… GOTTA GET USED TO IT, THESE THINGS ARE NOT GOING AWAY IMMEDIATELY.

MEANWHILE, WE GET IRREGULAR TOMESTONES. THAT’S SOMETHING.

NORMAL RULES :

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  UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE WANTING TO COUGH IN PUBLIC BUT YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY SICK
  
  
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  EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
  
  
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  READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF HEALTH OFFICERS
  
  
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  UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL FORGET TO TURN OFF THE ‘IN PROGRESS’ BEFORE GETTING IRREGULAR TOMESTONES
  
  
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  SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
  
  
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  WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
  

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK’S TOP VOTED : THIS PANDEMIC IS MAKING EVERYONE GO CRAZY, WE’RE SUPPORTING YOU THOUGH, STAY HUMAN, DON’T BE CATTLE
• LAST WEEK’S PERSONAL FAVORITE : PETTY IS FINE IN THIS SITUATION, BUT I GOT THE FEELING THEY LET YOU DO ALL OF THE WORK TOO. COMPLICATED FEELINGS.

THE SALTWORKS

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.

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