HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-FOUR WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WAS SEEN PUNTING BABIES AND KISSING FOOTBALLS (he didn’t read his cue cards correctly)
#MAKE_EORZEA_GREAT_AGAIN
KUPSLOCK KUSS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE ELDERLY THAT HE VISITED EARLIER THIS WEEK. HIS ADVISOR WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT THE PROMPT WAS SUPPOSED TO READ “YOU ARE A FABULOUS BUNCH OF AUNTS”.
SINCE THE NEWS ARE SLOW AND WE GOT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS OF RAGE BEFORE PATCH, TAKING BACK ONE OF MY EARLIER CONCEPTS OF GIVING YOU A SUBJECT TO RAGE ABOUT, EVEN IF IT’S NOT IN THE NEWS. I HAD ONE FOR WARRIOR BEFORE, NOW IT’S MONK’S TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
IN GOOD TIME SINCE IT’S GETTING SOME FIXES… EVENTUALLY. WHO KNOWS, WAS IT FOR 5.3 OR LATER? NEVER FAST ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE MONKS, I’M SURE.
GREASE LIGHTNING RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WAS SEEN PUNTING BABIES AND KISSING FOOTBALLS (he didn’t read his cue cards correctly)
#MAKE_EORZEA_GREAT_AGAIN
KUPSLOCK KUSS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE ELDERLY THAT HE VISITED EARLIER THIS WEEK. HIS ADVISOR WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT THE PROMPT WAS SUPPOSED TO READ “YOU ARE A FABULOUS BUNCH OF AUNTS”.
SINCE THE NEWS ARE SLOW AND WE GOT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS OF RAGE BEFORE PATCH, TAKING BACK ONE OF MY EARLIER CONCEPTS OF GIVING YOU A SUBJECT TO RAGE ABOUT, EVEN IF IT’S NOT IN THE NEWS. I HAD ONE FOR WARRIOR BEFORE, NOW IT’S MONK’S TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
IN GOOD TIME SINCE IT’S GETTING SOME FIXES… EVENTUALLY. WHO KNOWS, WAS IT FOR 5.3 OR LATER? NEVER FAST ENOUGH FOR ALL THOSE MONKS, I’M SURE.
GREASE LIGHTNING RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE USING YOUR SHOULDER TACKLE RIGHT INTO THE AOE CIRCLE
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF OLD MAN MAAT (STILL THE SCARIEST FIST FIGHTER)
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL NEVER GET THE DANCE PARTNER
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK’S TOP VOTED : COMMENDATIONS, TRULY THE MARK OF GREAT PLAYERS. OR NOT.
- LAST WEEK’S PERSONAL FAVORITE : KRILLIN KEEPS FINDING ALL OF THE BAD PLAYERS, MUST BE END OF PATCH SYNBDROME.
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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