TWO-HUNDRED-AND-THREE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY CLEARED EVERYTHING, EVEN SAVAGE (don't tell him someone else won the race though)
FINALLY 5.4. ARE YOU EXCITED? WELL IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, I SHOULD TALK TO THE PAST TENSE.
ARE YOU ANGRY THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 4 MONTHS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY? ARE YOU SALTY ABOUT EDEN'S STORY? I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ABOUT SAVAGE OR EXTREME FIGHTS, WE KNOW HOW THOSE ARE GOING TO GO.
ONCE YOU GO SALT YOU NEVER GO BACK.
NEW PATCH SALTY RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY CLEARED EVERYTHING, EVEN SAVAGE (don't tell him someone else won the race though)
FINALLY 5.4. ARE YOU EXCITED? WELL IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, I SHOULD TALK TO THE PAST TENSE.
ARE YOU ANGRY THAT YOU HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 4 MONTHS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY? ARE YOU SALTY ABOUT EDEN'S STORY? I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ABOUT SAVAGE OR EXTREME FIGHTS, WE KNOW HOW THOSE ARE GOING TO GO.
ONCE YOU GO SALT YOU NEVER GO BACK.
NEW PATCH SALTY RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE HAVING YOUR PARTIES DISBAND BEFORE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANTED
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : NEW PATCH NEW SALT)
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ANGRY ASCIANS
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WON'T GET THEIR MOUNTS
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST FRIDAY'S REAL TOP VOTED : DON'T NEED A CROWN TO BE A MENTOR, BUT DON'T NEED A BRAIN OR SOCIAL SKILLS EITHER TO RUN DUNGEONS APPARENTLY
- LAST FRIDAY'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : MOST WHOLESOME THREAD LAST WEEK.
- LAST MONDAY'S REAL TOP VOTED : PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
- LAST MONDAY'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : SO MUCH PROBLEMS IN ONE POST
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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