HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-TWO WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS
SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS VYING TO JUST STAY HOME FROM HERE ON (can we cancel 2020 early?)
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE NEEDED THIS YEAR, RIGHT? AFTER FOREST FIRES, COVID, 5G CONSPIRATIONS, KILLER WASPS AND WHATEVER ELSE I’M FORGETTING ABOUT, NOW WE GOT BRAIN EATING AMOEBAS ATTACK IN MINNESOTA.
I HEREBY PETITION TO SEND ALL OF THE CRAPPY DUTY FINDER PEOPLE OVER THERE FOR A SWIM. THAT OUGHTA STARVE THE AMOEBAS TO DEATH.
HOPE THAT DOESN’T INSPIRE ANYONE AT SQUAREENIX FOR FUTURE MONSTERS. EW.
ALSO, JUST TO BE SAFE, CANCEL YOUR TRIPS TO AUSTRALIA. I THOUGHT I WAS ANGRY, BUT THEY GOT ME BEATEN.
#MAKE_EORZEA_RAGE_AGAIN
ELECTORAL RULES :
HALL OF RAGE
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS VYING TO JUST STAY HOME FROM HERE ON (can we cancel 2020 early?)
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE NEEDED THIS YEAR, RIGHT? AFTER FOREST FIRES, COVID, 5G CONSPIRATIONS, KILLER WASPS AND WHATEVER ELSE I’M FORGETTING ABOUT, NOW WE GOT BRAIN EATING AMOEBAS ATTACK IN MINNESOTA.
I HEREBY PETITION TO SEND ALL OF THE CRAPPY DUTY FINDER PEOPLE OVER THERE FOR A SWIM. THAT OUGHTA STARVE THE AMOEBAS TO DEATH.
HOPE THAT DOESN’T INSPIRE ANYONE AT SQUAREENIX FOR FUTURE MONSTERS. EW.
ALSO, JUST TO BE SAFE, CANCEL YOUR TRIPS TO AUSTRALIA. I THOUGHT I WAS ANGRY, BUT THEY GOT ME BEATEN.
#MAKE_EORZEA_RAGE_AGAIN
ELECTORAL RULES :
UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE A MULTICELLULAR BEING HAVING THE BRAIN POWER OF AN UNICELLULAR CREATURE
EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE
READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF STARVING AMOEBAS
UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL HAVE THEIR BRAINS ROT BEFORE THEY CAN GET EATEN ANYWAY
SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.
WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE
HALL OF RAGE
- LAST WEEK’S TOP VOTED : UWU
- LAST WEEK’S PERSONAL FAVORITE : SAD REALITY OF HEALERS
THE SALTWORKS
JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO JUST GENERAL CHANNELS TOO, COME AND HANG OUT.
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