so first off ive been loving Pictomancer ever since early access launch, but there was always something that felt "off" about the job as a whole and i didn't know what it was until the level 95/96 MSQ where one of the NPCs tells us that that our "usual tactics are too brutal to work for this situation" and it finally dawned on me.
so basically what ive been seeing on my screen is a funnily dressed cat girl floating around on an umbrella or riding around on a small fat cat waving my chocobo wand around, throwing moogles at people so they have a playmate and giving people who are too rowdy a bonk on the head with my squeaky toy hammer to put them to sleep.
when in "reality" people see this 6 foot tall bipedal tigress walking through a town conjuring monstrosities out of thin air. dropping down several basketball sized orbs of death, summoning tornados, a moogle that shoots a giant laser beam, a giant mouth that bits down on you, pair of claws that rip you in half, and a weird plant lion thing that also shoots a laser beam. and then i have a magic hammer that when i swing it around it summons an even bigger hammer over your head to cave in your skull. and when i'm not doing all that stuff i am setting people on fire, suffocating them, water boarding them, encasing them in a glacier, burying them alive inside a rock tomb, calling lightning down on them, using forbidden White Magic to cause you to just explode, or am dropping a freaking meteor on your head.
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so basically what ive been seeing on my screen is a funnily dressed cat girl floating around on an umbrella or riding around on a small fat cat waving my chocobo wand around, throwing moogles at people so they have a playmate and giving people who are too rowdy a bonk on the head with my squeaky toy hammer to put them to sleep.
when in "reality" people see this 6 foot tall bipedal tigress walking through a town conjuring monstrosities out of thin air. dropping down several basketball sized orbs of death, summoning tornados, a moogle that shoots a giant laser beam, a giant mouth that bits down on you, pair of claws that rip you in half, and a weird plant lion thing that also shoots a laser beam. and then i have a magic hammer that when i swing it around it summons an even bigger hammer over your head to cave in your skull. and when i'm not doing all that stuff i am setting people on fire, suffocating them, water boarding them, encasing them in a glacier, burying them alive inside a rock tomb, calling lightning down on them, using forbidden White Magic to cause you to just explode, or am dropping a freaking meteor on your head.
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