My friends, it has been said that 5.0's MCH is great.
My friends, I like the new MCH...
No, friends, I love the new MCH!
I love Air Anchor.
I love Hypercharge.
I love Wildfire.
I love Auto Crossbow, Bio Blaster, I love Gauss Rounds, and Ricochets.
MCH in every comp, in dungeons, in alliance raids, in normal raids, in savage, in solo duties and in trials, in Eorzea, in Norvrandt, I love every second of MCH DPS that occurs.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with Clean Shot combos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever an enemy is soaked in slow-burning pitch and takes six shots before it explodes. And there is nothing like a Reassembled Drill lining up right when the NIN does a Trick Attack. And the feeling that comes when a boss' healthbar drops a percent just from that, only to be followed by another burst phase, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when my Battery Gauge is at 100%, and the Queen lands majestically on the battlefield, it moves me deep within my heart to watch it deliver a direct crit Pile Bunker that overkills the target by 80% of its' damage.
The sight of RDMs and DRGs flipping off the map is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by BLMs who have to move out of their Ley Lines, while I am free to run around non-stop!
When all your cooldowns align for that sweet 10 second window, and the NIN rabbits the mudras, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my Wildfire explodes milliseconds before I can push that 6th GCD in. It's so sad to see Air Anchor come off cooldown at 90 Battery Gauge.
I love to use Tactician only to be overwritten by Shield Samba or Troubadour. The humiliation as my Pile Bunker remains uncast when the boss goes into invulnerability.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is MCH, MCH buffs so grand as to make FFLogs itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms (and guns) what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more potency as I do? Do you wish for even greater personal DPS? A job who does no support but has sweet numbers? Do you ask for MCH buffs to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even SAMs to compare DPS to?!
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My friends, I like the new MCH...
No, friends, I love the new MCH!
I love Air Anchor.
I love Hypercharge.
I love Wildfire.
I love Auto Crossbow, Bio Blaster, I love Gauss Rounds, and Ricochets.
MCH in every comp, in dungeons, in alliance raids, in normal raids, in savage, in solo duties and in trials, in Eorzea, in Norvrandt, I love every second of MCH DPS that occurs.
I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with Clean Shot combos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My heart leaps with joy whenever an enemy is soaked in slow-burning pitch and takes six shots before it explodes. And there is nothing like a Reassembled Drill lining up right when the NIN does a Trick Attack. And the feeling that comes when a boss' healthbar drops a percent just from that, only to be followed by another burst phase, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when my Battery Gauge is at 100%, and the Queen lands majestically on the battlefield, it moves me deep within my heart to watch it deliver a direct crit Pile Bunker that overkills the target by 80% of its' damage.
The sight of RDMs and DRGs flipping off the map is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by BLMs who have to move out of their Ley Lines, while I am free to run around non-stop!
When all your cooldowns align for that sweet 10 second window, and the NIN rabbits the mudras, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my Wildfire explodes milliseconds before I can push that 6th GCD in. It's so sad to see Air Anchor come off cooldown at 90 Battery Gauge.
I love to use Tactician only to be overwritten by Shield Samba or Troubadour. The humiliation as my Pile Bunker remains uncast when the boss goes into invulnerability.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is MCH, MCH buffs so grand as to make FFLogs itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms (and guns) what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more potency as I do? Do you wish for even greater personal DPS? A job who does no support but has sweet numbers? Do you ask for MCH buffs to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even SAMs to compare DPS to?!
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