Okay; i may be a bit drunk but I have this scientific hypothesis regarding FFXIV lore I want to share with all the reddit community.
So, here is the thing. Lalafells are small but even if we are never going to consider them that, they are able to reach adult age. I mean, Lolorito have mustaches so is the proof they reach puberty somehow in their life, BUT... females...
Female adult lalafells are present in lore and none of them shows signs of puberty, in particular one thing. Female Lalafells have no boobs. Everyone knows that but no one asked the question... why? Why female Lalas dont have boobs? Well, here is the thing guys, is because they are not mammals. They have no boobs because they are no mammals, so from now on is safe to assume Lalafells lay down eggs like lizards.
This post is probably going to be deleted by the mods in a couple of hours but if you are a bit druink as well I would love to read your opinion.
Best regards.
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So, here is the thing. Lalafells are small but even if we are never going to consider them that, they are able to reach adult age. I mean, Lolorito have mustaches so is the proof they reach puberty somehow in their life, BUT... females...
Female adult lalafells are present in lore and none of them shows signs of puberty, in particular one thing. Female Lalafells have no boobs. Everyone knows that but no one asked the question... why? Why female Lalas dont have boobs? Well, here is the thing guys, is because they are not mammals. They have no boobs because they are no mammals, so from now on is safe to assume Lalafells lay down eggs like lizards.
This post is probably going to be deleted by the mods in a couple of hours but if you are a bit druink as well I would love to read your opinion.
Best regards.
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