Verily? Art thou jealous of mine God-given beauty? Perhaps if thou wouldst pay a visit to the local barber to fix that scandalous coiffure, a wench or two might deign to visit thine private quarters. Ah, or even more preferably, Lady Minfilia may write to thee, my cur-faced neophyte. Alas, 'twould need succeed the lord or chirurgeon whose bed she currently warms. Peasant...!
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