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Book of Holy, 2 : 9-21

And Kann-E-Senna raised her staff up on high, saying, "O Yoshi, bless this Thy White Mage that, with it, Thou mayest destroy Thine enemies cruelly, in Thy mercy." And Yoshi-P did grin, and the WARS GNBs and MNKs SAMs did feast upon the mobs, and buffs, and cooldowns, and SAMs MNKs, and DRG tethers, and Brotherhoods, and lesser jobs, and midcore sa-"

10 verses later

And Yoshi spake, saying, "First, shalt thou use Cleric Stance Temperance and Swiftcast that thou mayest cast the first Holy. Then, by the grace of Thin Air and with great Presence of Mind, shall you cast four more. No more. No less. Five shalt be the number of Holy cast, and the number of the casting shall be five. Six shalt thou not cast, nor either cast thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Seven is right out. Thou mayest commit no other action in this time of Holy, excepting that thine action be an Assize of thy foe, that Mine radiance mayest smite them further. Thy Tank shall rely upon the strength of his own cooldowns, else thine Divine Benison, else thine Tetragrammaton, else thine Regen, else thine Asylum, or else thine Benediction. Never shalt thy tank's skin know the caress of thine Cure, for each Cure taketh away from thine casting of Holy. Once the number five, being the fifth number, be cast, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Salt of Profanity towards thy DPS, who, being naughty and lacking in My sight, shall be nerfed to snuff it."

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