I wrote this song years ago when queues were particularly terrible for DPS and I forgot about it. Thought I’d post it here and see if any of the skill references are outdated (I’ve been on a break for nearly year)
Sang to the tune of ‘Holding out for a hero’ by Bonnie Tyler:
Where have all the healers gone
And where are all the buffs?
Where's the geared-up Conjurer
To fight the rising DOTs?
Isn't there a White Mage upon a shiny steed?
Late at night I queue and I queue and I dream of what I need
[Chorus:]
I need a healer
I'm holding out for a healer for the start of the fight
He's gotta be geared
And he's gotta have ‘Mind’
And he's gotta know strat for the fight
I need a healer
I'm holding out for a healer for the warrior of light
He's gotta be ‘leet’
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than Strife
Somewhere after reset
In my final-est fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my range
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thundaga and raising through the heat
It's gonna take a super mage to keep me on my feet
[Chorus]
Up where the mountains meet heavensward above
Out where leviathan splits the sea
I would swear that there's Ascians somewhere, watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the bane
And the blizzard and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like astral fire in my blood
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Sang to the tune of ‘Holding out for a hero’ by Bonnie Tyler:
Where have all the healers gone
And where are all the buffs?
Where's the geared-up Conjurer
To fight the rising DOTs?
Isn't there a White Mage upon a shiny steed?
Late at night I queue and I queue and I dream of what I need
[Chorus:]
I need a healer
I'm holding out for a healer for the start of the fight
He's gotta be geared
And he's gotta have ‘Mind’
And he's gotta know strat for the fight
I need a healer
I'm holding out for a healer for the warrior of light
He's gotta be ‘leet’
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than Strife
Somewhere after reset
In my final-est fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my range
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thundaga and raising through the heat
It's gonna take a super mage to keep me on my feet
[Chorus]
Up where the mountains meet heavensward above
Out where leviathan splits the sea
I would swear that there's Ascians somewhere, watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the bane
And the blizzard and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like astral fire in my blood
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