Hi I just want to let the business geniuses upstairs know that I have gotten to a point where when I see a cute outfit on someone that I don't recognize, there is a very high chance that when I look up that armor, I will become absolutely furious as I am reminded that some millionaire business man decided that what I want is stupid and not a fundamental reason why I am paying $15 a month to play this game, and if I actually care so much, I can log on to their website and give them a bunch more money. I saw such an armor an hour ago, and so now I will be pissed for a while.
Here is the workflow, it's normally beautiful. I right click examine the cute lady, find the name of some armor, go to GarlandTools and, wow this is going to TAKE MANY HOURS TO OBTAIN, I CANT WAIT to go do a huge amount of old content for weeks. I WILL NEED TO STAY SUBSCRIBED WHILE DOING SO. Maybe I will NEED TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT ANNUAL EVENT AND MAKE SURE THAT I AM SUBSCRIBED AT THAT TIME (get what I'm saying here business geniuses? use that mba)
I will run Sastasha 700 times to collect 30 pirate eyelashes if I can trade them in for a pair of cute shoes. Whatever the requirements are will be fun, because they are literally in a game. The game was not developed by suit-wearing business idiots, so therefore its good. The business morons showed up to give basically a loan to the developers who actually have any skill in their entire life, and as repayment of that loan, the business idiots are in charge of the entire thing and are allowed to make every insanely stupid decision that farts out of their mouth.
So what have the business dumbasses decided will be a good experience for me? What do I get when I right click examine? Here is my new quest. Log on to a website. Enter your credit card information. Place your dignity into the toilet next to the rest of your leavings. Click submit and now you just paid money for video game underwear like a huge weirdo.
Well I will not be doing that, despite in fact being a huge weirdo. I do not want to encourage this disgusting behavior and I want to make sure that nobody else does either. I am going to be pissed off for HOURS NOW because I saw someone who had that gear.
Imagine, you bought cash shop armor, it looks great. Everywhere you go, people are envious and they compliment you. Then they right click examine and feel miserable suffering. They will not be allowed to get that armor, unless they discard their dignity and prove that the millionaire business men were right.
The cash shop absolutely MADE ME UNSUBSCRIBE BEFORE (when the moonfire faire had literally zero items that were pictured in their advertisements a few years ago) and an announcement that all items would be made available in their respective annual events would make me SUBSCRIBE FOR A VERY LONG TIME immediately.
Let me say it in business man language: "if armor in game, me give more money for game. me no give money for website"
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Here is the workflow, it's normally beautiful. I right click examine the cute lady, find the name of some armor, go to GarlandTools and, wow this is going to TAKE MANY HOURS TO OBTAIN, I CANT WAIT to go do a huge amount of old content for weeks. I WILL NEED TO STAY SUBSCRIBED WHILE DOING SO. Maybe I will NEED TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT ANNUAL EVENT AND MAKE SURE THAT I AM SUBSCRIBED AT THAT TIME (get what I'm saying here business geniuses? use that mba)
I will run Sastasha 700 times to collect 30 pirate eyelashes if I can trade them in for a pair of cute shoes. Whatever the requirements are will be fun, because they are literally in a game. The game was not developed by suit-wearing business idiots, so therefore its good. The business morons showed up to give basically a loan to the developers who actually have any skill in their entire life, and as repayment of that loan, the business idiots are in charge of the entire thing and are allowed to make every insanely stupid decision that farts out of their mouth.
So what have the business dumbasses decided will be a good experience for me? What do I get when I right click examine? Here is my new quest. Log on to a website. Enter your credit card information. Place your dignity into the toilet next to the rest of your leavings. Click submit and now you just paid money for video game underwear like a huge weirdo.
Well I will not be doing that, despite in fact being a huge weirdo. I do not want to encourage this disgusting behavior and I want to make sure that nobody else does either. I am going to be pissed off for HOURS NOW because I saw someone who had that gear.
Imagine, you bought cash shop armor, it looks great. Everywhere you go, people are envious and they compliment you. Then they right click examine and feel miserable suffering. They will not be allowed to get that armor, unless they discard their dignity and prove that the millionaire business men were right.
The cash shop absolutely MADE ME UNSUBSCRIBE BEFORE (when the moonfire faire had literally zero items that were pictured in their advertisements a few years ago) and an announcement that all items would be made available in their respective annual events would make me SUBSCRIBE FOR A VERY LONG TIME immediately.
Let me say it in business man language: "if armor in game, me give more money for game. me no give money for website"
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