I got bored today while sick, and while in a XIV chat room this morning, we were reminded of an old skit "Who's on First" by the famous comedians.
I did a short quip in the channel, XIV-ized... and, later on, I made this.
(apologize for repost, but I thought the 'meme' flair fit better)
Weird Name Party
New Join: I see you all have a dedicated raiding party, and I'd like to see if I can be a backup for it.
FC Leader: No problem! Do you have any questions at all about it or stuff?
New Join: Yeah. I know I'm fine on my gear and rotations, but I wanna know the names of the others before I join so I know which person is which job.
FC Leader: I got you, but people got these really weird names lately, you know? Like, "Bob Nwhack" or "Stick Healer" and so forth.
New Join: Yeah yeah, I know.
FC Leader: So let me see. Who is the Warrior, What is Dark Knight, and I Don't Know as White Mage-
New Join: *interrupts* I'm asking the names of the party members.
FC Leader: And I'm telling you. Who's Warrior, What's Dark Knight, I Don't Know's White Mage-
New Join: *interrupts again* You're the FC leader, right?
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: And you need to know the names of your raiding party.
FC Leader: Of course.
New Join: Then tell me their names!
FC Leader: I am!
New Join: Then what's the name of the Warrior?
FC Leader: No, What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I'm not asking who's the Dark Knight.
FC Leader: Who's the Warrior.
New Join: That's what I'm asking!
FC Leader: And I told you - Who.
New Join: The Warrior.
FC Leader: Who.
New Join: I'm asking who is the Warrior!
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: Fuck. Okay, let's move on. Who is the Dark Knight?
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior. What's the Dark Knight's name.
New Join: That's what I'm asking you!
FC Leader: And I told you! What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: We're not talking about the White Mage.
New Join: I didn't ask about the White Mage!
FC Leader: You just said her name.
New Join: Which name?
FC Leader: The White Mage's.
New Join: When?
FC Leader: Just now.
New Join: Okay. Let's hold up. What is the name of the Warrior?
FC Leader: No, What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I'm asking who is the Warrior!
FC Leader: Yes! Who is the Warrior!
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: She's the White Mage! Why are you changing topic?
New Join: God damn. Okay. You have another healer and some DPS, right?
FC Leader: Of course.
New Join: Tell me the other healer.
FC Leader: The Scholar, Why.
New Join: I wanna know their name.
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I want to know the Scholar's name.
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I FUCKING WANT TO KNOW!
FC Leader: Calm your ass down. I'm telling you his name.
New Join: The Scholar’s name?
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I want to know who is the Scholar!
FC Leader: Who is the Warrior!
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: That's the White Mage!
New Join: I'm asking who is your Scholar.
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior.
New Join: I didn't ask that! What is the name of your Scholar?!
FC Leader: What's our Dark Knight's name!
New Join: I DON'T KNOW!
Both: White Mage.
New Join: Whatever. I see you have listed as having a Dragoon, Samurai, Black Mage, and a Bard. Who is the Bard?
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior.
New Join: I'm not asking about the Warrior! Tell me the name of the Bard!
FC Leader: Because.
New Join: *pause* Dragoon's name.
FC Leader: Tomorrow.
New Join: What about today?
FC Leader: That's the Samurai.
New Join: I didn't ask about the Samurai.
FC Leader: And you said his name, it sounds like you've at least looked through our roster.
New Join: I'm still learning the endgame and this is my first FC, so I have no idea how to check that shit.
FC Leader: Look, Today is our Samurai.
New Join: Today's your Samurai's what?
FC Leader: His name.
New Join: I'm asking you for that.
FC Leader: Today's his name.
New Join: *looks at calender* So his name is Friday.
FC Leader: No, Today's his name.
New Join: *sigh* Okay. Just... I'm Samurai, so let's say I replace him one night.
FC Leader: All right.
New Join: I get my food on, my pots drank. Who pulls.
FC Leader: Now you're getting it.
New Join: You're pissing me off.
FC Leader: Sorry, sorry, keep going.
New Join: So Who tanks the boss while What takes the adds. I Don't Know is doing regen healing to keep the tanks and party mostly good through trash and regular attacks.
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: Tank busters and AoEs start getting pulled out, so Why uses shields to keep everyone good on HP, Tomorrow's eating the floor already, Because is buffing the party with songs while doing ranged attacks on adds, and I don't give a damn!
FC Leader: What did you just say?
New Join: I said, I don't give a damn!
FC Leader: Oh, she's our Black Mage!
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I did a short quip in the channel, XIV-ized... and, later on, I made this.
(apologize for repost, but I thought the 'meme' flair fit better)
Weird Name Party
New Join: I see you all have a dedicated raiding party, and I'd like to see if I can be a backup for it.
FC Leader: No problem! Do you have any questions at all about it or stuff?
New Join: Yeah. I know I'm fine on my gear and rotations, but I wanna know the names of the others before I join so I know which person is which job.
FC Leader: I got you, but people got these really weird names lately, you know? Like, "Bob Nwhack" or "Stick Healer" and so forth.
New Join: Yeah yeah, I know.
FC Leader: So let me see. Who is the Warrior, What is Dark Knight, and I Don't Know as White Mage-
New Join: *interrupts* I'm asking the names of the party members.
FC Leader: And I'm telling you. Who's Warrior, What's Dark Knight, I Don't Know's White Mage-
New Join: *interrupts again* You're the FC leader, right?
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: And you need to know the names of your raiding party.
FC Leader: Of course.
New Join: Then tell me their names!
FC Leader: I am!
New Join: Then what's the name of the Warrior?
FC Leader: No, What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I'm not asking who's the Dark Knight.
FC Leader: Who's the Warrior.
New Join: That's what I'm asking!
FC Leader: And I told you - Who.
New Join: The Warrior.
FC Leader: Who.
New Join: I'm asking who is the Warrior!
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: Fuck. Okay, let's move on. Who is the Dark Knight?
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior. What's the Dark Knight's name.
New Join: That's what I'm asking you!
FC Leader: And I told you! What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: We're not talking about the White Mage.
New Join: I didn't ask about the White Mage!
FC Leader: You just said her name.
New Join: Which name?
FC Leader: The White Mage's.
New Join: When?
FC Leader: Just now.
New Join: Okay. Let's hold up. What is the name of the Warrior?
FC Leader: No, What's the Dark Knight.
New Join: I'm asking who is the Warrior!
FC Leader: Yes! Who is the Warrior!
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: She's the White Mage! Why are you changing topic?
New Join: God damn. Okay. You have another healer and some DPS, right?
FC Leader: Of course.
New Join: Tell me the other healer.
FC Leader: The Scholar, Why.
New Join: I wanna know their name.
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I want to know the Scholar's name.
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I FUCKING WANT TO KNOW!
FC Leader: Calm your ass down. I'm telling you his name.
New Join: The Scholar’s name?
FC Leader: Why.
New Join: I want to know who is the Scholar!
FC Leader: Who is the Warrior!
New Join: I don't know!
FC Leader: That's the White Mage!
New Join: I'm asking who is your Scholar.
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior.
New Join: I didn't ask that! What is the name of your Scholar?!
FC Leader: What's our Dark Knight's name!
New Join: I DON'T KNOW!
Both: White Mage.
New Join: Whatever. I see you have listed as having a Dragoon, Samurai, Black Mage, and a Bard. Who is the Bard?
FC Leader: No, Who is the Warrior.
New Join: I'm not asking about the Warrior! Tell me the name of the Bard!
FC Leader: Because.
New Join: *pause* Dragoon's name.
FC Leader: Tomorrow.
New Join: What about today?
FC Leader: That's the Samurai.
New Join: I didn't ask about the Samurai.
FC Leader: And you said his name, it sounds like you've at least looked through our roster.
New Join: I'm still learning the endgame and this is my first FC, so I have no idea how to check that shit.
FC Leader: Look, Today is our Samurai.
New Join: Today's your Samurai's what?
FC Leader: His name.
New Join: I'm asking you for that.
FC Leader: Today's his name.
New Join: *looks at calender* So his name is Friday.
FC Leader: No, Today's his name.
New Join: *sigh* Okay. Just... I'm Samurai, so let's say I replace him one night.
FC Leader: All right.
New Join: I get my food on, my pots drank. Who pulls.
FC Leader: Now you're getting it.
New Join: You're pissing me off.
FC Leader: Sorry, sorry, keep going.
New Join: So Who tanks the boss while What takes the adds. I Don't Know is doing regen healing to keep the tanks and party mostly good through trash and regular attacks.
FC Leader: Yes.
New Join: Tank busters and AoEs start getting pulled out, so Why uses shields to keep everyone good on HP, Tomorrow's eating the floor already, Because is buffing the party with songs while doing ranged attacks on adds, and I don't give a damn!
FC Leader: What did you just say?
New Join: I said, I don't give a damn!
FC Leader: Oh, she's our Black Mage!
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